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| Most of us like cat related humour so I'm sure you'll enjoy reading the jokes below. If you know a funny cat joke and would like to submit it, then please click here to contact me. |
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 I got £10 for christmas from my gran but the cat ate it. But I it's always good to keep something in the kitty! |
| What kind of cars do cats like to drive? Catillacs! |
| What do you call a cat that falls into trash can? Kitty litter |
| What do cats call mice on skateboards? Meals on Wheels |
| What do you get when you cross a cat with a dog? A severely injured dog |
| What looks like half a cat? The other half |
| What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool? She had mittens |
| Did you hear about the cat who was an over-achiever? He had 10 lives |
| Can cats see in the dark? Yes, but they have trouble holding the flashlight |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpuss |
| Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit |
| What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I'm paw |
| What do you do with a blue Burmese? Try and cheer it up a bit |
| Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house? Because she heard fowl language |
| What cat purrs more than any other? Purrsians |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath |
| Where did the kittens go on their class trip? To a mewseum |
| What do you call a cat who eats lemons? A sourpuss |
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